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  • Friend:

    Hi

  • Me:

    Good morning sir

  • Friend:

    It's that kind of day?

  • Me:

    Affirmetive

  • Friend:

    Doctor Who

  • Me:

    Wibbly wobbly timey whimey stuff

  • Friend:

    Bowties are cool

  • Me:

    But stentsons are cooler

  • Friend:

    I wear a fez now

  • Me:

    Fezs are cool

  • Friend:

    It doesn't do wood

  • Me:

    Take away your suit what does that make you?

  • Friend:

    Sherlock

  • Me:

    Yes

  • Friend:

    You just made me...

  • Me:

    Nananananan Batman!

  • Friend:

    Loki

  • Me:

    Shhhhh

  • Friend:

    Tony

  • Me:

    Has over 50 suits acholaic sarcastic funny

  • Friend:

    What was that thing he did and they didn't edit out?

  • Me:

    In Avengers the blueberry scene those were real bluberries they gave up trying to find all his stashes ans therefore he was offering real blueberries and they didn't get rid of it.

  • Friend:

    I just got you back

  • Me:

    No duh Sherlock

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