I am not completely human, but I bleed like one and I speak like one, I talk and act like one, so why shan't I be treated as such? The multicolor blood that runs through all of our veins may not run at the same pace, but it circulates back into the cavity of your chest, heart or no heart, either way.
Welcome, to the depths of my mind.

filikingunderthemountain:

but what if the whole ‘drown smaug in gold’ thing had actually worked tho

in a few generations it’s just this crazy legend that old dwarves pass onto their grandkids, there’s a dragon buried beneath the gallery of kings you know, laid beneath the floor by king thorin oakenshield and the little kids giggle, no there’s not, gran! while teenagers roll their eyes, because how many times have they heard that stupid story?

and then one day the floor starts cracking

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A huge thanks to my brilliant sexy producer, whom I also married. And although I would marry him, I haven’t married Mark Gatiss. He should be up here because every word of ‘Sherlock’ is down to him as well, and I apologize to him for not being up here at the same time. Thank you so much, this is utterly thrilling. By Steven Moffat, Emmy acceptance speech 2014 (via the-diogenes)

  • Them:

    I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.

  • You:

    Why not?

  • Them:

    It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!

  • You:

    So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?

  • Them:

    NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.

  • You:

    You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.

  • Them:

    But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!

  • You:

    Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".

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  • an episode of supernatural:

    a summary

  • person:

    screams

  • person:

    runs around and does nothing productive to get his/herself out of current situation

  • person:

    well fuck

  • DUN DUN

  • ~supernatural~

  • sam:

    hey dean

  • dean:

    no sam i'll protect you

  • sam:

    uh

  • dean:

    I SAID I'LL FUCKING PROTECT YOU

  • sam:

    ok dean

  • sam and dean:

    we're cops

  • everyone:

    lol ok

  • sam and dean:

    WHAT HAPPEN HERE

  • some guy:

    idk like some1 died or something???

  • sam and dean:

    wat about u

  • relative of dead person:

    chRIST I ALREADY TALKED TO THE FUCKING COPS

  • sam and dean:

    no you didn't

  • relative of dead person:

    ok. i don't know they came out of nowhere like idk what happened i'm so sad right now

  • sam and dean:

    wow yea u look pretty sad rn ok whatev bye

  • later~

  • sam:

    I GET WIFI IN EVERY SHITTY DICK MOTEL

  • dean:

    cheeseburger

  • sam:

    research

  • dean:

    diner food

  • sam and dean:

    AH IT MUST BE THIS ONE THING THAT IT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T

  • bobby:

    idjits

  • sam and dean:

    fight creature

  • creature:

    lol no

  • sam:

    it... not ded???? how???????

  • dean:

    sassy comment~

  • relative of dead:

    hey what's the haps

  • dean:

    we think it's this thing you've probably never heard of and/or is crazy as shit

  • relative of dead:

    WHAT

  • relative of dead:

    ok

  • sam:

    I KNOW HOW TO KILL IT

  • dean:

    i'll protect u

  • sam:

    .......................................................k

  • sam and dean:

    BURNIN' BODIES n shit

  • dean:

    looking into the fire with passion

  • sam:

    dean wtf

  • dean:

    i don't want to talk about it

  • sam:

    ok-

  • dean:

    I HATE DEMONS DAD IS DEAD AND THIS MORNING I DROPPED MY PIE ON THE GROUND AND TODAY HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY ALSO DID I MENTION DAD'S DEAD

  • sam:

    RANDOM-ASS CONFESSION~

  • dean:

    wow frick u sam

  • eric kripke:

    haha later bitches